when people say christmas isn’t just about presents
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
i’ve never seen something so accurate
"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents